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Calcutta Custodian
A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl
Calcutta Custodian by jrky February 10, 2009
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Calcutta Meat Pie
In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.
Calcutta Meat Pie by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009
calcution
(n.) - a very complex and beautimous calculation.
(v.) - to create a beautimous solution to a problem using a complex and beautimous calculation.
(v.) - to create a beautimous solution to a problem using a complex and beautimous calculation.
The Bowl Championship Series is based on a ridiculously confusing calcution.
Oh snap, I'm in a really bad predicament, I need to calcution way out of this mess.
Oh snap, I'm in a really bad predicament, I need to calcution way out of this mess.
calcution by leon loopus January 19, 2006
Prince of Calcutta
Privileged stock. Commonly refers to Ben Hersey.
He is a hard working individual with connections to the famous Adelaide ‘Hersey’ clan, which includes both a second Ben & Brad. In the mid ‘naughties’ Brad fell tired of the pressure associated with the public standing of his second name. He split from the majority of the Hersey group and along with younger brother Ben began a life of VL commodores, West End Draught and ACDC.
Ben Hersey, of the privileged variety then disowned this section of the family. He has strong ties to the Prince on Calcutta and is often referred to amongst his esteemed colleagues as The Prince of Calcutta. This is not only due to his personal ties with the Prince, but also his amazingly similar physical attributes.
He is a hard working individual with connections to the famous Adelaide ‘Hersey’ clan, which includes both a second Ben & Brad. In the mid ‘naughties’ Brad fell tired of the pressure associated with the public standing of his second name. He split from the majority of the Hersey group and along with younger brother Ben began a life of VL commodores, West End Draught and ACDC.
Ben Hersey, of the privileged variety then disowned this section of the family. He has strong ties to the Prince on Calcutta and is often referred to amongst his esteemed colleagues as The Prince of Calcutta. This is not only due to his personal ties with the Prince, but also his amazingly similar physical attributes.
Wow, that guy in the Rolls Royce is such a Prince of Calcutta.
Wow that Prince of Calcutta is such a Ben Hersey.
Wow that Prince of Calcutta is such a Ben Hersey.
Prince of Calcutta by makavalei July 30, 2012
Calcutta splutter
A long and haphazard trail of liquidized faeces, left by dogs with serious gastro-intestinal problems.
Calcutta splutter by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005
Wild Beast of Calcutta
Wild Beast of Calcutta by me and mrs p May 1, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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