calcutt 

lanky camp bloke, looks like a woman with his hair down, and his room smells of poo. nice bloke thou.

oh calcutt dosent have a huuuge spot on his face.
mate, when will edddie cut his hair?

calcutt by cha December 5, 2003

Calcutta Custodian 

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

Calcutta Custodian by jrky February 10, 2009

Calcutta Meat Pie 

Giving a rim job to a leper.

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.

Calcutta Meat Pie by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009

calcution

(n.) - a very complex and beautimous calculation.
(v.) - to create a beautimous solution to a problem using a complex and beautimous calculation.

The Bowl Championship Series is based on a ridiculously confusing calcution.

Oh snap, I'm in a really bad predicament, I need to calcution way out of this mess.

calcution by leon loopus January 19, 2006

Prince of Calcutta 

Privileged stock. Commonly refers to Ben Hersey.

He is a hard working individual with connections to the famous Adelaide ‘Hersey’ clan, which includes both a second Ben & Brad. In the mid ‘naughties’ Brad fell tired of the pressure associated with the public standing of his second name. He split from the majority of the Hersey group and along with younger brother Ben began a life of VL commodores, West End Draught and ACDC.

Ben Hersey, of the privileged variety then disowned this section of the family. He has strong ties to the Prince on Calcutta and is often referred to amongst his esteemed colleagues as The Prince of Calcutta. This is not only due to his personal ties with the Prince, but also his amazingly similar physical attributes.

Wow, that guy in the Rolls Royce is such a Prince of Calcutta.

Wow that Prince of Calcutta is such a Ben Hersey.

Prince of Calcutta by makavalei July 30, 2012

Calcutta splutter 

A long and haphazard trail of liquidized faeces, left by dogs with serious gastro-intestinal problems.

With wonder and awe we followed the Calcutta Splutter from avenue to alleyway.

Calcutta splutter by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005

Wild Beast of Calcutta

A woman from India that loves to get anal while eating curry chicken from a trough.

I wanna date Mrs. Patel over there. I hear she's the Wild Beast of Calcutta

Wild Beast of Calcutta by me and mrs p May 1, 2010