Calcutta 

now Kolkata
An major city in India, located in West Bengal.

Majority of famous Indian who gain recognition were from Calcutta
*The main language is Bengali, and people tend to be perplexed by mistaking us Bangladeshi. Without the 1971 war or Pakistan interfering, we were all be together. But we are separated and there are barely people from Calcutta here, so people are confused with our place.

Note: Not only Bangladesh speaks Bengali!

People from Calcutta are considered Bengali as ethnicity

Famous people from Calcutta are Jhumpa Lahiri (author), Amar Bose (Bose Corportation), Norah Jones (singer, daughter of Ravi Shankar), Ravi Shankar (sitarist, great influence on the Beatles), Jaghish Chandra Bose (scientist), Satyendra Nath Bose (physicist, collaborated with Einstein), Lisa Ray( actress, half Bengali-half Polish), Bobby Routh (actor), ahh who could Rabindranath Tagore!, Satyajit Ray, and the famous economist, Amartya Sen, Sameer Bhattacharya (from the band Flyleaf) and so many more!

Lexlous's headquarter is in Calcutta!

Ignorant Scumbag: Hey, where are you from?
Me: Calcutta, India
Ignorant Scumbag: Oh, so you speak Indian?
Me: No, I speak Bengali
Ignorant Scumbag: Then you are Bangladeshi
Me: Dude, please read a textbook. It is because of your illiterate bastards that America's declining

Calcutta by rothenberg June 16, 2011

calcutta 

calcutta is two toilets connected by a sewer.

person 1- oh this place is a shithole
person 2- welcome to calcutta!

calcutta by ilovemilk October 15, 2006

Calcutta 

Calcutta was a ship which transported convicts to Van Dieman's land in the 1850s

Many people (covicted for what would now be considered petty offences),
were sent to trial, imprisoned and later trasported to Van Dieman's land on the Calcutta

Calcutta by St. Ias September 28, 2005

Calcutta Custodian 

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

Calcutta Custodian by jrky February 10, 2009

Calcutta Meat Pie 

Giving a rim job to a leper.

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.

Calcutta Meat Pie by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009

Calcutta splutter 

A long and haphazard trail of liquidized faeces, left by dogs with serious gastro-intestinal problems.

With wonder and awe we followed the Calcutta Splutter from avenue to alleyway.

Calcutta splutter by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005

Calcutta Creampie 

It's just like bukkake, but it's specific to a group of 5 or 6 guys busting a nut on an Indian woman. If you can pull off a Calcutta Creampie followed by an Indiana Icepick you're the man!

When I went to India with my colleagues, we hired a hooker on the streets of Bombay. We took her back into the room and the 6 of us doused her with a Calcutta Creampie. The dark Indian chick Nirmala looked like an albino.

Calcutta Creampie by Rajezd80 February 10, 2008