Calcentric
Calcentric by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021
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calendrically challenged
1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
calendrically challenged by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010
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concentric
You will learn this in geometry.
Concentric means "sharing the same center". Con- = used multiple times, -Centric = center-related. (like cooperate: multiple people doing the same task)
So, it's like a dartboard or bullseye: the circles are all around the same point.
Something three-dimensional, like cylinders (water bottles, spray cans), may be coaxial.
Concentric means "sharing the same center". Con- = used multiple times, -Centric = center-related. (like cooperate: multiple people doing the same task)
So, it's like a dartboard or bullseye: the circles are all around the same point.
Something three-dimensional, like cylinders (water bottles, spray cans), may be coaxial.
The solar system is concentric. All the planets orbit the sun.
A properly set table has the bowls and plates concentric.
A properly set table has the bowls and plates concentric.
concentric by Solomon H July 16, 2008
calendrical
Noun or descriptive adjective: any date sensitive list of appointments or files or anything else that is, or should be put into date order.
calendrical by moonwolf April 14, 2009
Calicentric
Calicentrism is a worldview that places California or Californian culture at the center of historical narratives and global events, often implying that Californian achievements and values are superior to those of other states and countries.
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That dude is calicentric.
Calicentric by Boar bunny experience May 10, 2025
calcentines
calcentines by Goobleoobleooozindooble February 3, 2021
malcentric
something that's not centered and the phrase "beating around the bush/talking in circles" in a single word
talking to the doctor resulted in a malcentric conversation that left me frustrated for the rest of the day
malcentric by Cyra III March 13, 2023
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