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calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.

concentric 

You will learn this in geometry.

Concentric means "sharing the same center". Con- = used multiple times, -Centric = center-related. (like cooperate: multiple people doing the same task)

So, it's like a dartboard or bullseye: the circles are all around the same point.

Something three-dimensional, like cylinders (water bottles, spray cans), may be coaxial.
The solar system is concentric. All the planets orbit the sun.

A properly set table has the bowls and plates concentric.
concentric by Solomon H July 16, 2008

calendrical 

Noun or descriptive adjective: any date sensitive list of appointments or files or anything else that is, or should be put into date order.
Miss Grosby,
Is this set of files already calendrical?
calendrical by moonwolf April 14, 2009

Calicentric 

Calicentrism is a worldview that places California or Californian culture at the center of historical narratives and global events, often implying that Californian achievements and values are superior to those of other states and countries.

+6
That dude is calicentric.

calcentines 

Stinkiest type of socks
"Oh my god he has such calcentines in his bedroom!"

malcentric 

something that's not centered and the phrase "beating around the bush/talking in circles" in a single word
talking to the doctor resulted in a malcentric conversation that left me frustrated for the rest of the day
malcentric by Cyra III March 13, 2023