malcentric 

something that's not centered and the phrase "beating around the bush/talking in circles" in a single word

talking to the doctor resulted in a malcentric conversation that left me frustrated for the rest of the day

malcentric by Cyra III March 13, 2023

Meccentric 

A person who thinks the world evolves around them, people who are meccentric will always divert a conversation so it is about them.

Pronounced ME- CEN- TRICK

X was bragging once again about his achievments, we have heard it all before he is so meccentric.

Meccentric by TDbelletrist August 22, 2006

The Malectric Chair 

Going to sit down in a wooden chair and sitting on your testicles.

My Doctor said I need to stop sitting on my balls. He thinks I'm purposely giving myself The Malectric Chair

The Malectric Chair by Brett50Cal July 13, 2012

Calcentric

Of or pertaining to all things California
The evocation and invocation of the California vibe

The beach boys music is very calcentric wouldn't you say

Calcentric by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Mattcentric

Any guy named Matt that thinks the whole universe revolves around them.

I cant believe he is so oblivious to what's going on, he's acting so mattcentric.

Mattcentric by MizGided July 25, 2022

MILFcentric

Focusing on MILFs to the exclusion of other PILFs, such as GILFs, DILFs, and XILFs; implicitly regarding MILFs as preeminent.

What you said was highly MILFcentric.

MILFcentric by parmesanfresh September 17, 2023