The complete and true embodiment of the
definition of the word 'basic'. The females of the species are often seen in public sporting yoga pants, swell water bottles, oversized
fake nails, a large latte from Rosso or
Phil & Sebastian and a minimum of two ill-raised screaming children. The males can be seen driving Ford F150s customized to span three lanes, whilst clad head to toe in Flames apparel (or an overpriced suit) with a rear-window decal reading 'Git'er Done' or 'Support Domestic Violence'. If the
windows of the pussay magnet are down at a red light you'll almost certainly hear the
racist ramblings of Ted Nugent or the raw dick-kicking power of Nickleback flowing boisterously out into the street at Lollapalooza-like volume. Weekday activities include 'working
hard' from 9-5, practicing entitlement, taking highway exits at the last possible second from the far left lane, saying prayers to oil and not minding their own
fucking business. Weekend activities include the zoo, Superstore, teaching children entitlement in public places like busy cafes, 'walking around' or enjoying the mundanity of St. Patrick's Island.
- Woah that
guy in the business suit with the flames hat just lost his
shit at the cashier for not smiling enough when she gave him his coffee.
-Oh
don't mind him he's just Calgarian.
