Cakey man

A man who doesn’t like to partake in kinky/dirty sexual activities. A man who likes to stick to regular sexual intercourse with no extras.

He wouldn’t even finger pop my asshole. He’s such a cakey man.

by Useruser000 January 1, 2018

cake man

When a man gets cake it refers to getting women or can be used as getting some ass can also be used as a troll or a hype .

Hey pinny how was your night did you have fun are you the cake man

by Sir yitz January 4, 2021

Fat Man Cake

No good scammer that should never be trusted with any amount of cash in runescape. He has scammed nearly 500mil+. He will befriend you one moment, and backstab you the next, don't give into his lies, he may convince you otherwise, but in the end, you'll just be his next victim. The only upside is that, he believes that runescape is more than just a game, it's his life, preserved in a server somewhere. This brings me, and many others great joy, because the more he scams, the more he is sucked into this imaginary world, and the more 'real' life he loses. Let's just observe him, slowly killing himself, and enjoy it. Doesn't that just make you feel all warm inside?

scammer, loser, child, immature, cunt, prick, tool, hillbilly(I mean have you seen his commentaries?), ah, I could go on for a while... but you get it fat man cake

by Wouldn't you like to know :3 January 8, 2012

Man Cake

When a man is fantastically good looking and delicious.

Kalie: "Mmmmmmm I want a slice of that man cake!
Kory: "I want the whole cake!"

by Ka & Ko August 22, 2008

Chocolate Cake Delivery Man

This is an African American male, usually of a dark complexion very attractive usually called to perform sex services. A splackavellie

Hey Hey hey...dont cry baby...the Chocolate Cake Delivery man is here ready to give you that chocolate bar..with that smooth creamy Cocoa Butter...that natural protein to give your skin that morning glow...

by Keovani® October 24, 2007

Man cakes

When a large (fat) man loses weight, he will lose his Man-boobs. The result will be sagging man breasts known as MAN CAKES. (Similar to a flat-chested woman's PAN CAKES)

My God, did you see that dude over there with the tank top on? He really needs to wear a bigger shirt to cover up those MAN CAKES he has.

by Fred Christensen February 12, 2006

Man-Cake

Beating/Jerking off

Teacher: " Timmy why where u in the bathroom for 20 minutes"
Timmy: " I was playing Man-Cake"
Teacher: " What is Man-Cake?"
Timmy: " I was Jerking off"
#jerking #Man #Cake

by Demonboi_808 May 3, 2017