Cake woman 

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.

Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.

Cake woman by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022

cavewoman tits 

1. Saggy breasts on a female

"Man that bitch got cavewoman tits, they hangin' like flapjacks!"

cavewoman tits by certified hater January 27, 2009

turkish cavewoman 

When the male is on their back and a woman is giving him a blowjob. The male then gathers the woman's hair on top of her head, and pulls her head off of his cock and puts her into cowgirl position.

Jillian had the perfect legth hair for Gregorio to perfectly execute the Turkish Cavewoman in all of it's glory.

turkish cavewoman by Slip N Slide November 11, 2018

Cavewoman 

An insult to a female who is Hairy/Ugly

"Annie is ugly and very hairy she is such a cavewoman LAWLZ"

Cavewoman by Rae November 23, 2004

Cavewoman 

(noun) -

A woman who has a vagina that is entirely too wide-set or stretched from frequent intercourse. The vagina must be so wide and vacuous that it takes more than twice as long -- as ordinary -- to orgasm.

Etymology: 12th Century Latin:
Cavuus womanai (hollow-woman)

Mike: "Yo, so that girl's vagina was so wide that I managed to squeeze an entire football into it."

T.J.: "Wow, sounds like a real cavewoman."

Cavewoman by Cougar Gallagher July 27, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008