Cake woman

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.

Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.

by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022

cavewoman tits

1. Saggy breasts on a female

"Man that bitch got cavewoman tits, they hangin' like flapjacks!"

by certified hater January 27, 2009

turkish cavewoman

When the male is on their back and a woman is giving him a blowjob. The male then gathers the woman's hair on top of her head, and pulls her head off of his cock and puts her into cowgirl position.

Jillian had the perfect legth hair for Gregorio to perfectly execute the Turkish Cavewoman in all of it's glory.

by Slip N Slide November 11, 2018

Cavewoman

An insult to a female who is Hairy/Ugly

"Annie is ugly and very hairy she is such a cavewoman LAWLZ"

by Rae November 23, 2004

Cavewoman

(noun) -

A woman who has a vagina that is entirely too wide-set or stretched from frequent intercourse. The vagina must be so wide and vacuous that it takes more than twice as long -- as ordinary -- to orgasm.

Etymology: 12th Century Latin:
Cavuus womanai (hollow-woman)

Mike: "Yo, so that girl's vagina was so wide that I managed to squeeze an entire football into it."

T.J.: "Wow, sounds like a real cavewoman."

by Cougar Gallagher July 27, 2011