Cavewoman

An insult to a female who is Hairy/Ugly

"Annie is ugly and very hairy she is such a cavewoman LAWLZ"

by Rae November 23, 2004

Cavewoman

(noun) -

A woman who has a vagina that is entirely too wide-set or stretched from frequent intercourse. The vagina must be so wide and vacuous that it takes more than twice as long -- as ordinary -- to orgasm.

Etymology: 12th Century Latin:
Cavuus womanai (hollow-woman)

Mike: "Yo, so that girl's vagina was so wide that I managed to squeeze an entire football into it."

T.J.: "Wow, sounds like a real cavewoman."

by Cougar Gallagher July 27, 2011

cavewoman tits

1. Saggy breasts on a female

"Man that bitch got cavewoman tits, they hangin' like flapjacks!"

by certified hater January 27, 2009

turkish cavewoman

When the male is on their back and a woman is giving him a blowjob. The male then gathers the woman's hair on top of her head, and pulls her head off of his cock and puts her into cowgirl position.

Jillian had the perfect legth hair for Gregorio to perfectly execute the Turkish Cavewoman in all of it's glory.

by Slip N Slide November 11, 2018

Go Caveman

The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.

1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.

2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.

3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.

by TheFlashSimiValley April 5, 2016

so easy a caveman can do it

Sarah Palin
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.

Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.

by Everything you're not! January 11, 2011

Cavemaned

Past tense of Caveman - when a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

I cavemaned my bitch last night with my big cock.

The chick saw stars all night long after I cavemaned her.

Wayne's big cock left Amanda with a black eye after he cavemaned her over the weekend.

by A guy with a very big cock April 19, 2010