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Cohootism - the activity or philosophy of being in cahoots for the benefit of a higher truth or purpose. The effort of combining resources, activities, wisdom or knowledge with others, to propagate a perceived truth that represents a progressive thought, activity or concept for humanity.
Sophia's research into an alternate theory on the historical origins and construction of the Sphinx, when combined with her friend and fellow cahootist Sara's findings, evidenced there engagement in Cahootism. The two ladies were firmly in cahoots on this ground breaking theory and findings.
Cahootism by Phaedrus88 August 7, 2017
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in cahoots

in partnership with someone who shares your purpose (often secretly)
They were in cahoots with the Mafia this whole time.
Secretly working with someone, usually behind the back of someone else.
cahoots by MoonKnight December 14, 2002
cahoots is a noun meaning:

1.) To be in league with a crime, or conspiracy. Also to mean in alliance with or secret partnership with.

2.)To be a lover, or someone you like very much. Commonly used by someone how is annoyed or displeases with someone else.

(Note: this is slang, coming from the word/slang "ca" meaning: used to express a certain feeling of fondness for a person. Also the words "hoots" meaning: the characteristic cry of an owl)
Examples
"Don't trust anyone on that road there are often robbers that are in cahoots with each other!"

"Where are they? Idk? I bet there off in cahoots some where..."
cahoots by EtanBoy February 23, 2010

Commercial Cahoots 

A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.
Damn! These stations are in commercial cahoots!
Commercial Cahoots by RyegöngCrane October 29, 2010

carrotism 

Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.
"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."
carrotism by That One Bunny February 10, 2017

cahootsing 

Verb; The act of being in Cahoots cahoots with someone. To work with another behind ones back.
Jeff and Leah were cahootsing for a long time before Jeff proposed to Leah's sister Laura. Cahootsing was a success.
cahootsing by The Dukester October 21, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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