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Cohootism - the activity or philosophy of being in cahoots for the benefit of a higher truth or purpose. The effort of combining resources, activities, wisdom or knowledge with others, to propagate a perceived truth that represents a progressive thought, activity or concept for humanity.
Sophia's research into an alternate theory on the historical origins and construction of the Sphinx, when combined with her friend and fellow cahootist Sara's findings, evidenced there engagement in Cahootism. The two ladies were firmly in cahoots on this ground breaking theory and findings.
Cahootism by Phaedrus88 August 7, 2017
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in cahoots

in partnership with someone who shares your purpose (often secretly)
They were in cahoots with the Mafia this whole time.
Secretly working with someone, usually behind the back of someone else.
cahoots by MoonKnight December 14, 2002
cahoots is a noun meaning:

1.) To be in league with a crime, or conspiracy. Also to mean in alliance with or secret partnership with.

2.)To be a lover, or someone you like very much. Commonly used by someone how is annoyed or displeases with someone else.

(Note: this is slang, coming from the word/slang "ca" meaning: used to express a certain feeling of fondness for a person. Also the words "hoots" meaning: the characteristic cry of an owl)
Examples
"Don't trust anyone on that road there are often robbers that are in cahoots with each other!"

"Where are they? Idk? I bet there off in cahoots some where..."
cahoots by EtanBoy February 23, 2010

Commercial Cahoots 

A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.
Damn! These stations are in commercial cahoots!
Commercial Cahoots by RyegöngCrane October 29, 2010

carrotism 

Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.
"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."
carrotism by That One Bunny February 10, 2017

cahootsing 

Verb; The act of being in Cahoots cahoots with someone. To work with another behind ones back.
Jeff and Leah were cahootsing for a long time before Jeff proposed to Leah's sister Laura. Cahootsing was a success.
cahootsing by The Dukester October 21, 2010
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