caelib 

big thicc ass nibba

damn that nibba thicc as hell

totally looks like a caelib

caelib by bignibba December 18, 2017

Caelib 

A funny guy who is always willing to do something fun he finds his true love at a early age and will live his life out with her he also it really fit and handsom

Caelib was sooooo hot lastnight he is super handsome

Caelib by Amosman67 November 21, 2021

Caelib 

Caelib is a great guy everyone wants to be friends with. Caelibs are usually very athletic and popular.

Woah that guy looks cool as i want to be friends with him, yea thats Caelib he is amazing

Caelib by the coolest kid 2.0 February 22, 2022

Celibate

To stop having sex until you meet someone who you think truly deserves it from you.

She became celibate after her last boyfriend only used her for sex

Celibate by Heyhowyadoing November 14, 2017

Calibrations 

Either an activity that must be done constantly, or something you bring up when you want to subtly tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Shepard: "Hey Garrus, got a minute?"
Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Calibrations by the goat daemon July 10, 2010

celibate goggles 

The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.

Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.

celibate goggles by 313vagina April 17, 2009

Celibate

No fucking.

Some of the people trying to accuse the guy of being a womanizer didn't know he had been celibate for almost a decade (the way he had spent most of his life). He didn't think he was a priest, or cleaner/better than anybody else, it was just the way he lived, the same way people who decide live the opposite life live the opposite life. He didn't think their accusations made a lot of sense.

Celibate by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020