Cachie
One who loves the cock; A ghetto-ass van driving in the closet homosexual; A man you do not leave your children around; See also Chupacabre.
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Hoochie Cachie
Not for to be confused with "hoochie coochie", hoochie cachie was originally coined by a 4 year old girl in a suburb north of Detroit, Michigan. When she asked what she wanted for Christmas, she said, "A circle, a mermaid and a hoochie cachie".
Originally thought to be something tangible and to be bought, it was soon discovered that a hoochie cachie was used to describe something really incredibly awesome. If you have just a hoochie, it is good, but with a side of cachie, it means it is incredible and magnificent!!
As for the 4 year old in Michigan, she meant she wanted an incredible, wonderful holiday!!
Originally thought to be something tangible and to be bought, it was soon discovered that a hoochie cachie was used to describe something really incredibly awesome. If you have just a hoochie, it is good, but with a side of cachie, it means it is incredible and magnificent!!
As for the 4 year old in Michigan, she meant she wanted an incredible, wonderful holiday!!
"Look at that, it is soooo hoochie cachie!"
"I want a hoochie with a side of cachie!!"
"Her wedding was really hoochie cachie"
No, that definitely had some hoochie, but not enough cachie"
This is pronounced "who chee kaw chee"
"I want a hoochie with a side of cachie!!"
"Her wedding was really hoochie cachie"
No, that definitely had some hoochie, but not enough cachie"
This is pronounced "who chee kaw chee"
Hoochie Cachie by KatyD41 April 10, 2011
Cachiiga
Oh cachiiga my dawg that was so insanely dope I can’t contain how freaking stoked I am rn my dank tank is through the roof and I’m ready to go rage and freaking jabwow!!
Cache of Bros
A large collective of alpha-type male predators, typically gathered together in a noisy group so as to frighten away resource competition, as they aggressively pursue craft beers, televised football games, drunken females, and homoerotic hazing rituals.
Cache of Bros by Pervy Fraggle February 29, 2020
Lead Cashier
What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
Lead Cashier by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
Mystery Cache
The designation of a type of geocache used in the GPS game of geocaching that contains an unknown element that needs to be figured-out before the location of the cache becomes knowable. Examples of mystery elements that a mystery cache could contain include: games to play , field puzzles using information found at the listed coordinates, information hidden within the cache page or content, passwords, ciphers or codes and many more possible unknowns.
Holy crap, it took me a week to discover that the password to that mystery cache was shamalamamoomoo!
Mystery Cache by swagzombie June 15, 2016