Cabous

Most chilled and sexiest person you know. Always up for a joll but once he gets started he doesn’t stop. You should probably dm him. And he definitely didn’t write this.

Cabous do be thicc tho

Wow, Cabous is soooo hot

Cabous by CabousSous November 22, 2021

cock carousel 

An idea perpetuated on manosphere blogs that women casually sleep around in their 20's with hot, non-commital player types.

Then, supposedly, when they hit their 30's and lose their looks, they realize they wasted their prime man-snagging years and become desperate to settle down, often with a boring, dependable flavor of guy they previously had no interest in.

Karen spent her late-twenties riding the cock carousel with a bunch of guys in bands that just wanted sex. Now she's 33, past her prime, and dating an accountant who's she's pressuring to have kids with.

cock carousel by CommanderFerret October 26, 2013

Cock Carousel 

A promiscuous female that is 18-30yrs old having sex with alpha males. When they reach their 30s they are ready to settle down with a beta male.

Example, get on the Carousel and jump on one cock, then get off onto another cock. Then another cock, and another, and another cock etc. COCK CAROUSEL!!!!

Elizabeth has been riding the cock carousel well into her early 30s.

Cock Carousel by I am Dolemite B#^ch June 2, 2017

Cock Carousel 

A metaphorical place that (unfortunately) women will go to in their 20's. They will essentially give out free fucks to all the Chads, and will then act as if they are entitled, justified and free to now settle down with any beta male for the purpose of having a family.

It is a sad reflection upon our society that feminism has gone from being a civil rights movement to empowering women to be shameless sluts.

Nigel: "Man, I am so lucky to have my loving wife. She'll always stick by me."
Chad: "Dude, you got played hard. She had a long ride on the Cock Carousel in her 20's, she's a slut!"

Cock Carousel by That_One_Dodgy_boi September 30, 2017

caboosed 

To get really drunk or otherwise intoxicated and lose your bearings.

I got so caboosed last night, I woke up in a fridge.

caboosed by caboose king March 23, 2021

Swiss Caboose

the act of going ass to mouth with a piece of swiss cheese around your dick.

"I'm gunna go all swiss caboose on your ass"

Swiss Caboose by BOBS YOUR UNCLE January 1, 2013

Cock Carousel Widow

A post wall woman who's whorish lifestyle has died and left her, leaving her as an old, ugly, and bitter woman who will live the rest of her life alone and unmarried with her dildo and cats. They are often delusional about themselves and reality and complain about where all the good men have gone.

This girl I knew in high school was a bit of a slut and banged a different dude every week. But now she's old, ugly, and alone so now everyone calls her the "cock carousel widow".

Cock Carousel Widow by PreSchoolFightClub October 4, 2017