adj. slow, stupid, mentally absent and at the same time maintaining a positive attitude. Refers to the characterCaboose in the web show Red vs Blue.
Comparative: Caboosier
Superlative: Caboosiest
Church: This is Caboose's mind, so everybody here is pretty much as Caboosey as the world. That means everyone here is going to be either really happy or make no sense whatsoever.
Bob: I thought the meeting was tomorrow.
Josh: They sent like twenty emails saying it was yesterday. You may be the Caboosiest person I have ever met.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.