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Being so awesome that everybody dies.
Jordan: OH MY GOD. Everyone just died.
Chris: oh sorry about that, im a CWiez.
CWiez by TheCwiez555555 August 14, 2012
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pulling a cwieka 

the act of over writing on an essay, report and/or an essay question. act of writing much more than what is expected of you.
Guy 1 : I wrote 2 pages in class today.
Guy 2 : I wrote 6 pages.
Guy 1 : Wow ! You're totally pulling a cwieka !

Guy 2: My paper was 13 pages. And I didn't even write my conclusion yet.
Guy 1: I finished my whole paper and its only 8 pages.
pulling a cwieka by Rishivishy December 17, 2011
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Alternate spelling for kweef, or vaginal flatulation, used when describing a person, usually male.
He is worse than a pussy, he is a cwief.
cwief by Cwief January 21, 2005
brotha word to cweezy, which means to get crunk n shit, cwizzey means a female gettin crunk
if a male was gettin crunk, dat nigga would b gettin cweezy.

if a hoodrich slutass bird hoe was gettin crunk, shed b gettin cwizzey.
cwizzey by kschmel April 5, 2004
A very versatile word, used mostly in South Africa, means to give or receive something.

The word can used as an alternative to almost all verbs
"Yo can you chieza that glass to me? " (Can you give me the glass?)
"I'm gonna chieza that girl" (I'm gonna get that girl)
"Look how you chieza me" (Look how you diss me"
chieza by cb7 July 10, 2017
A way of portraying how upset you are when saying "I'm crying" is too mainstream. Can be said both sincerely or sarcastically.
Oh no, that bitch deleted me on facebook, I'm so upset, lol... criez.

Oh ma gawddddddddddd!!!!11111111111111one11111 Barry just dumped meh criez.
Criez by Witty pseudonym November 14, 2012
Polish fusion of words "ćwok" and "zjeb". It's a hard insult to someone that is not only dumb from nature but isn't able-minded.
-So you are telling me, you ate the pill on the table because it looked like a medication?
-Ye dude, that was some hella lit shit.
-That was ecstasy you ćwieb, you do understand we are going to school in 5 minutes?
Ćwieb by HighestDamEver June 4, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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