CUNYd

What happens when some bureaucratic, unreasonable, convoluted, and highly idiosyncratic procedure prevents one from achieving a simple, commonplace goal.

I tried to register for classes today, but I totally got CUNYd: the woman in the registrar's office said I needed to show her my cat's vaccination form before I could sign up.

CUNYd by xprofx June 23, 2011

cuntdragon 

one dragon of a cunt. a bitchy ass bitch that needs to chill the fuck out. one that is so cunty, is is as if everything he or she touches appears to set ablaze.

donald: "did you see shirley rubbin her poon in roger's face at the bar?"
gerald: "yeah, what a fucking cuntdragon!!!"

cuntdragon by allisonisreal January 11, 2010

Cuntdescending 

When a woman is so condescending, believes she is so much better than everyone else, she has graduated into being a complete cunt.

Jill: “I like your new shoes.”
Jane: “Rhonda said she gave her shoes like this to Goodwill.”
Jill: “What a cuntdescending thing to say.”
Jane: “Yeah, maybe she’ll fall into a cave and not get discovered for a few days and have to drink her own piss and eat her fingernails just to stay alive…”
Jill: “Woah, calm down.”
Jane: “Yeah, my bad, I got a little carried away…but she is cuntdescending on a daily basis.”

Cuntdescending by Louisiana Gold December 24, 2008

Cundivator 

The Cundivator controller of the chaos engine, dissembler of information and to stop all logic in the known universe , a character from the modern day Dr Who Series. Set largely in Caridff (South Wales) and sometimes Raglen

The Dr tried to email Rose but was intercepted by the Cundivator,

Cundivator by aceinthehole3 June 26, 2009

Cundiffed 

Verb. Based on the missed field goal by Billy Cundiff to loose the AFC championship game against the Patriots. To fail in a pressure situation, especially when the task is easily accomplished. Synonymous to choking, or pulling a LeBron in the 4th quarter.

Jay: Man did you see that kick at the end of the New England/ Baltimore game?
John: Yeah the kicker really Cundiffed.

Cundiffed by fireturner February 11, 2012

Cundiffed 

The act of kicking or throwing the ball inaccurately, usually far to the left.

A: Did he nail the throw home from the outfield?
B: Nah, he Cundiffed it.

A: Did the Ravens win?
B: No, they got Cundiffed.

Cundiffed by Connexion March 7, 2012

Cundiffed 

The act of messing up the simpliest of tasks so badly, that you never get another opportunity to succeed.

Stanford had been rehearsing his presentation for days but when it came time to present, he cundiffed. The presentation completely missed its mark.

Cundiffed by John E NB February 19, 2012