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(noun): a patch of red skin left after one's facial hair rubs against the skin of another. it usually leaves one feeling itchy for a few hours to a day. extrememy uncomfortable. is usually a result of making out.
Dude: "Yo girl, why you twitchin' n scratchin' that red jank on your neck?"
Girl: "I like totally went to first base with Moola last night and got some hxc beard burn!"
Girl: "I like totally went to first base with Moola last night and got some hxc beard burn!"
by allisonisreal January 11, 2010
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Allison: Dude, did you see Fragola walking on the side of the road today?
Rose: Yeah man, dude fucks his cat....gross.
Rose: Yeah man, dude fucks his cat....gross.
by allisonisreal July 17, 2011
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donald: "did you see shirley rubbin her poon in roger's face at the bar?"
gerald: "yeah, what a fucking cuntdragon!!!"
gerald: "yeah, what a fucking cuntdragon!!!"
by allisonisreal January 11, 2010
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