cosmistance

A thing so large, small, beutiful or other to such an extent that no human could comprehend it.

Portmanteau of 'COSMIc' and 'dISTANCE'

adj.: cosmistancely

Atoms are cosmistancely small.

The size of the universe is a cosmistance.

by Gaiacarra June 24, 2006

CUMSISTANCE

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep

Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

CUMSISTANCE

When you are too high or too restless to sleep so you have a maz/wank to help you pass out.

"Omg it's 3am, have work at 7 and I'm too cooked to sleep."

"Sounds like you need some cumsistance"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022