CUMCRAPTION 

Utilized for under BELLY space exploration.

CUMCRAPTION is a space PROBER where you have to slide under the BELLY to EAT from the CRATER in order to explore the contents.

If you got a CUMCRAPTION you don't have to hold back your excitement as it will send you into orbit in a mission to planet MARS. ( I know this sounds FAGGY, and you are right, it is.)

After to quote a 1992 book ( MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS by JOHN GrAY)

Now that is not to say that women can't have a CUMCRAPTION it is just their orbit is going to be different.

CUMCRAPTION by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021

concraption 

A poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.

Look at that concraption holding his muffler on. That bungee cord will melt in no time!

concraption by jackdh4x0r December 28, 2005

Concraptions 

The short bursts of pain one experiences when they need to take a dump or 'crap'. Similar in length and style to contraptions that a women will experience during labour before birth.

Wife: 'Arghh these contraptions are killing me'

Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'

Concraptions by Mrcrapper November 2, 2010

Cumception 

Cumming while in the act of masturbating to porn that you have made of yourself, probably because you have such a obsession with yourself / severe daddy issues

Alicia: I had a serious Cumception session last night, stuck some porn on but it didn’t do it for me, so I pulled some home videos out yaknow?

Cumception by Howdoidjent April 18, 2019

Cuntraption 

1. Cramp of the vagina.

2. A cuntraption is a home-made device used to pleasure the vagina or penis.

"Shit girl last night i gotta serious Cuntraption after flicking the bean"

"He could hardly wait get home and play with his twelve inch solid chrome cuntraption."

Cuntraption by Plank0k March 18, 2010

concraptions 

When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour.

Man, I've got concraptions really bad. If I don't go take a dump soon, I'm gonna give birth to a brown brick.

concraptions by boyward December 29, 2008

Cumception 

A Cumception is when you cum inside of girls mouth,ass,pussy,and then on her. Not in that particular!

I just gave my girl a CUMCEPTION!!!!!!

Cumception by The Pimp King November 23, 2021