Cumchucks

Two old socks soaked with semen tied together with a used condom, used as a weapon.

Joe attacked the intruder with the cumchucks he keeps under his bed.

by rss1782 September 2, 2020

Cumchucks

Typically performed by an individual and two well endowed men, the individual jerks the men off until orgasm then swings their flaccid dicks around like nunchucks whilst shouting 80’s Kung fu noises.

Vicky: Look Ma I’m just like Bruce Lee kiai!
Ma: You sure do love those cumchucks

by Thotham July 30, 2021

Cumchuck

The act of involuntarily and immediately regurgitating cum all over a man’s penis during or directly after orgasm while attempting to swallow. This can happen from either a failed swallow or by the man’s penis being too deep (or being forced too deep) into the mouth of the person giving the blowjob.

Kate: I thought I had it, but when he started to cum he pushed in deeper and I couldn't hold it all and totally cumchucked back on his cock and bed.
Robin: Oh my God, was he pissed?
Kate: A little, but he was still in postcoital bliss, so he was cool with it.

by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008

cumchuckle

Causing your partner to laugh while releasing semen into their mouth.

Tell a joke while she's sucking your dick and you may get yourself a good cumchuckle.

by Phr3d March 18, 2008

CUMCHUCKER

1. a HUGE cock that chucks cum.
2. someone who can always be depended on to fuck shit up.

Rod left the Superbowl tickets at home. He's such a cumchucker!

by Veruca330 April 20, 2008

cupchicks

2 chicks sharing human feces in a cup, eating it and throwing it up after that en the other chicks´ mouth.

Girl 1 "YUUUM Let´s play cupchicks friday afternoon shall we?"

Girl 2 "no i don´t really want to eat shit anymore"

by kazaehawk October 31, 2007

cumfuckshitcunt

An exclamation of displeasure for the more discerning cusser.

Guy 1: Cumfuckshitcunt

Guy 2: What is it, bro?

Guy 1: She didn't accept my friend request!

by Istartagain January 3, 2014