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CRUNK DRUNK 

To get belligerent on alcohol to make up for the weed you didn't smoke or never smoked.
Example I was Crunk Drunk walking through the club because you know I don't smoke that shit. I know man that's why I'm Crunk because I do smoke that shit.
CRUNK DRUNK by Kyle Blake September 5, 2012
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Crunk Drunk

When someone’s “crunk” style of dance or hip hop hits so hard that you are physically affected by it.
Dayuuum…you see that girl move? She got me crunk drunk.
Crunk Drunk by SeanDotCom August 14, 2026

Drunk and crunk 

We are going to get drunk and crunk!

Crank drink

Red bull + 4 shots of espresso

If you've been poisoned with the Beijing cocktail, this should keep you alive for a while.
Chev: Doc, you gotta do something for me
Doc Miles: Get yourself lots of caffeine, make a crank drink
Crank drink by karmazon April 18, 2009

Crank Drank 

A mixture of smirnoff tripe distilled, water mixed with crystal light in a 2liter bottle.
Jason couldn't handle that Crank Drank he was throwing up everywhere
Crank Drank by webechillllllinn December 3, 2010

Crunkadrunkalunkahunkadingdong 

When one is crazy-ass-drunk while in an unknown location with a hottie and his ding dong.
"what did you do last weekend?"
"Oh, nothing much. I was just crunkadrunkalunkahunkadingdong"
"OH SNAPSKEEZ!"

Typical responses to this word would be, "oh snapskeez" or "oi vey"

drunky chunk 

If she had one beer in her, she would be so drunky chunk.
drunky chunk by Azizah & Brandon September 14, 2016
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