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CRUMDIDDLE 

IT BE A NEW WORD FOR POKEMONS
BRO HAVE YOU HEARD NINTENDO IS CHANGING THE NAME OF THE POKEMON GAMES TO CRUMDIDDLE
CRUMDIDDLE by krumdiddle December 7, 2018
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Cumdiddlyumptious 

Something you say with cum in your mouth.
Mmmm baby your ungst is so cumdiddlyumptious

Scrumdiddleumpcious

1:To express the joyness in ones mouth after eating something outrageous in this world.

2:To describe

3:Explaing ones feelings to a bird.

4:Roberts 3rd cousin.
1.That was a Scrumdiddleumpcious ride.

2.Wow mom your spanish spinich was Scrumdiddleumpcious may I have 2nds?

3.The weather today is simply Scrumdiddleumpcious

4.Did you find the Scrumdiddleumpcious to number 5 on our homework?

5.Does this make my butt look Scrumdiddleumpcious?
Scrumdiddleumpcious by Sir Oreos November 18, 2004

scrumdiddle 

A sexual act involving two males. The first male gently cups his testicles with one hand, while using the other to lift the penis so as to have a space between the top of the scrotum and the underside of the the shaft of the penis. The second male then thrusts his hardened penis into this space. The first male releases his penis, creating a more tight space for the second penis to fill. The second male proceeds to fuck this space.

The first male may always opt to squeeze his entire package in between his hands, so that the male fucking the scrumdiddle may receive more pleasure.
Charlie: Hey Jim, wanna scrumdiddle after dinner?
Jim: FUCK YES I DO!
scrumdiddle by Gay Jim January 4, 2013

Cumdiddlyumpster 

A person, usually a female who has loose morals similar to a slut and usually has unprotected sex.
That cumdiddlyumpster has sunk the titanic too many times and without a rubber, she practically leaves a snail trail!
Cumdiddlyumpster by Daknee September 10, 2010

scrumdiddleumptious 

Grand, great, perfect, tastey, my exboyfriend
GOD! That weed was scrumdiddleumptious!

crumbdiddlyumptious 

The crumbs at the bottom of your snack bag that are extra flavorful
"I think the sour cream and onion chips at the bottom of the bag taste the crumbdiddlyumptious."
crumbdiddlyumptious by Friples August 4, 2018
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