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Pokemons 

An woman you're friends with benefits with. An woman you're only meeting for sexual pleasure.
Prostitute.
Ait guys, let me call some of my pokemons real quick.
Pokemons by Lil Mazzy September 16, 2020
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Pokemons 

Females who are of Asian descent or have visibly observable Asian characteristics. The term is predominantly used by white males who seek to avoid the crassness of pejorative terms such as chinks or orientals when describing their next conquest to friends.
(1) Whoah dude, you are so going to get to 1000 Pokemons on Facebook now that you've found the Sailor Moon Fan Club Group.

(2) Look what Mr. Chews has these three Pokemons doing to each another!
Pokemons by Leigh L Taylor May 26, 2008

Pokemons 

Females who are of Asian descent or have visibly observable Asian characteristics. The term is predominantly used by white males who seek to avoid the crassness of pejorative terms such as chinks or orientals when describing their next conquest to friends.
(1) Whoah dude, you are so going to get to 1000 Pokemons on Facebook now that you've found the Sailor Moon Fan Club Group.

(2) Look what Mr. Chews has these three Pokemons doing to each other!
Pokemons by Leigh L Taylor May 25, 2008

pokemons 

the act of exchanging naked pictures of your friends, friends girlfriend/boyfriends in the hopes of "catching them all"
Let's trade pokemons!
pokemons by pizzagirl87 July 7, 2009

Pokemons 

Females who are of Asian descent or have visibly observable Asian characteristics. The term is predominantly used by white males who seek to avoid the crassness of pejorative terms such as chinks or orientals when describing their next conquest to friends.
(1) Whoah dude, you are so going to get to 1000 Pokemons on Facebook now that you've found the Sailor Moon Fan Club Group.

(2) Look what Mr. Chews has these three Pokemons doing to each another!
Pokemons by Leigh L Taylor May 25, 2008

Legendary Pokemons 

Gender-less creatures that cannot breed with dittos. Awesome power, but can't damn breed. Probably virgins but some have a certain gender. Humans capture them into small capsules for fun and then use them for battle and nearly kill them over and over just for their entertainment.
Kid: I have every Legendary Pokemons ever made!

Kid 2: Hacker dick.

My pokemons 

My Pokemons let me show you them
Danny: What are you playing
Sam: Pokemon
Danny: Pokemon
Sam:My Pokemons let me show you them
My pokemons by Richie Roman March 6, 2008
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