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The act of not tipping or not giving any gratuities to a bellhop or waiter for their services. Also called the hoof.
1. After everything I did for that hotel guest, He cowhanded me.
cowhand by PortoFinian August 30, 2010
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Fortnite addict, Self sucks, 9 ft kid who likes to eat KrAkErZ, usually white and sucks blacks.
mm, Crowland is sucking it again
Crowland by MmMm, KraKaz December 2, 2019
An extremely pleasurable orgasm given to a female from a male. Quite possibly the most pleasure the human body can withstand at one time.
"Mark gave me the best Croghan last night. I really think I was about to explode!"
Croghan by martin bean April 8, 2005

Crowland Mong 

A person generally an adolescent from Crowland. A small town on the A1073 between Peterborough and Spalding. You know when you have arrived when you pass the roadshgn which reads "Welcome to Crowland, South Holland" and underneath it says "arsehole of the fens"
A place with high incest and mental illness rates. Mongs usually congregate on a bench outside the Trinity Bridge drinking alcopops and smoking Lambert and Butlers. Very unlikely to move on in life or leave the town. Usualle educated at 'Guthies' the local school which also has a high number of pregnant pupils and a high staff turnover. Those that learn to drive may experience other towns in East Anglia and increase their prospects.
The Bridge is of great historical and architectural interest less so the Crowland Mongs who hang around it.
Crowland Mong by WaterBoy June 20, 2006

crowmancho 

A word that you would use to refer to a troublemaker that is a friend
Look at Nick over there trying to get into that bitch's pants, he is such a crowmancho.
crowmancho by palkreg September 17, 2014

Crowdanistan 

Crowdanistan is a small autocracy located in Southern Indiana. The fuhrer, Aaron Crowe, is typically know for his just and logical rulings. Crowdanistan has has no major exports, but has a (comparatively) large tourism industry consisting of primarily college age youth from the surrounding area. Due to being entirely encompassed by the state of Indiana it is subject to many of the laws and customs set forth by the state; however, it is notable that the recognized drinking age is 18 in Crowdanistan. While some fear an incursion of the local police force attempting to enforce Indiana laws, there have never been any recorded hostilities.
Hey, lets head to Crowdanistan this weekend, I hear they are having a toga party.
Crowdanistan by Crowanation January 2, 2012