Crohan 

Noun

A large ginger bearded man with an affinity for drinking beers

Girl, look at that big Irish man over there, he is fine. That is one hell of a Crohan!

Crohan by SneakySnake1111 November 6, 2023

Croanix 

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Croanix by CroanixHater333 March 18, 2021

Croman Trumpet 

The Croman Trumpet finds it's roots from mutha fuckin' Andrew Croman. Instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. Helps muffle it out.

"OMG my wireless isn't connecting!!! WTF BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT."


Variations of the Croman Trumpet:

BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration

Croman Trumpet by Hobbits like Mushroom Soup February 20, 2009

Cohan 

Cohan’s can be a smartass sometimes but in the end you still love them more than anything. They will love and respect you for who you are and never judge you. They will make you feel like the happiest person in the world and they will do everything they can to make you feel special. Cohan’s who have brown, long hair and dark blue eyes are literally the best!!! They are also a very seductive person and always know the right places to touch ;). They can also be such a tease! Cohan’s are friendly to everyone and the sweetest person you will ever meet. Cohan’s never really get mad or upset but if they do, you better leave them alone or apologize! If you ever meet a cohan, you better never let them fucking go because you will regret it. I have a Cohan of my own and i’m so happy he is mine <3

Person 1 “Yo, I need a loyal person but who’s also gonna be my daddy!
Person 2 “OMG! You need to get a cohan!”

Cohan by bigdickpower101 January 19, 2019

Crohns Disease 

Crohns disease is a form of inflammatory bowel disease that occurs in the intestines. Living with this untreated is a real bitch, and I had to because doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with me until they decided to stick a camera up my ass. Symptoms I experienced were intense stomach pain after eating that felt like I was digesting rocks, zero apatite, and constant fatigue that ultimately leads to feeling like shit all the time. It sucks, but once diagnosed and put on treatment it just becomes an annoyance.

Person: Hey, you seem tired and haven't eaten much all day. You okay?
Me: Yeah, It's just Crohns Disease.

Crohns Disease by Paul Oh June 9, 2014

Dr. Cohan

Collectively known as the Top G and Wonder Woman of the medical community. An incredible, vibrant, and caring physician with a heart of 24K gold. Has the clinical expertise that surpasses artificial intelligence and is a strong and independent chloconut!

Mark: "I'm feeling sick, John, what should I do?!"

John: "Go see Dr. Cohan, duhhh. She will fix you in no time!"

Dr. Cohan by jscc123 March 8, 2023

chohan

Divine, Praised. HIghly successful.

I wanna be a chohan when i grow up

man, iu wishi was a chohan

chohan by Geeta January 10, 2008