Cornballs

When you slather your balls with corn syrup and then stick them to someones face.

"My woman was getting out of line so I covered my balls in corn syrup and cornballed that bitch."

"Man, I totally cornballed this chick last night!"

"It's really hard to get the corn syrup out of my pubes after cornballs. "

by cornballer1229 September 9, 2009

CORNBALLS

Mfs names Gabriel, joshy, Danny, and nate. Plot twist, we shall tell thy father for anybody who unsubscribes. Unlikes, or uncommets. Anyways what you guys eat today?

Example: Example of cornballs.

by Cornyballs October 13, 2021

All My Heroes Are Cornballs

the craziest, most experimental, extravagant, psychedelic, unique, sexiest, amazing, rawest, nihilistic, liberalist, most bat-shit insane mess of a hip-hop album to ever bless your ears

peggyphan420: "yo man have you heard of All My Heroes Are Cornballs?"
homosexualman69: "yea dawg, that shit changed my life."

by peggysshittykeyboard September 16, 2023

cowballs

Cowballs is a phrase that is used when nothing else works. It's neither good nor bad but can be used in either instance.

"How was your day?"
"Oh you know, it was pretty cowballs."

by dekedoctor77 March 29, 2017

Cornwall, Ontario

The population has peaked/stagnated at 46,000 since 1983, as any new blood that comes into the city is immediately put off by the eye-watering reek of industrial pollution, and the stench of farts, B.O., and desperation from the natives. As all heavy industry has been shut down, the main employers in the city nowadays are call centres and semi-organised crime, mainly centred on dealing drugs and shoplifting to order.

The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.

The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.

There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.

The mating rituals of the Cornwall, Ontario denizen consist of the female slipping into a form-fitting spandex mini-skirt at least two sizes too small accentuated by the latest stolen purse and 4" stiletto heels. The male of the species goes out on the town with the latest in baggy pants, hoody, and ballcap, with the odour of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave. The female is usually found squatting in a parking lot between cars, whilst the male of the species is usually found drumming his chest and pulling down twigs to eat.

by Dung Trumpet June 14, 2016

Cornball Cornball Yellow Flowball

A chant to hearld the ultimate Cornball. Also for people named Cornelius.

00:39:14 Cornelius has joined #ve
00:39:18 <bergini113VE>CORNBALL CORNBALL YELLOW FLOWBALL
00:39:19 YOU (bergini113VE) have been booted from #ve by TypoNinja (Caps abuse - 100%)

by Matt McWop June 5, 2009

CORNBALLISHNESS

Preforming any act the has the ability to be called corny, and its needs to be emphasized

Danny, you playing caustic and thinking he needs a buff is cornballishness

by SapppyNUTS February 19, 2021