COONSEY

They Token Aboriginal jersey in many tribal desisigns worn by all claiming to be black to identify as being Aboriginal just incase you didn't know by the first glance.

Make sure you wear your coonsey to naidoc week so tha whites know that they owe us.

by anonymous July 16, 2022

Coopsey

A very odd individual which wears glasses and survives on a diet of a popular tea-time snack of 'custard creams'. The 'Coopsey' will go about its day looking for tight and un-accessable spaces between two people to nest in. The 'Coopsey' will bring horror and hatred to those in the surrounding area by annoyingly pushing them aside when sitting down.

Jack: 'I hope that guy doesn't sit here, theres not enough room'
Jill: ' oh god, he's doing a coopsey!'.

by MayorOfLincoln57 January 7, 2011

Cooney'd

When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.

Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.

by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010

Coonley

An public elementary school in Chicago Illinois in which 99% relatively smart white kids and their dumbass teachers spend five days a week. The younger kids seem to love their teachers and think they’re cool. Middle school kids suffer from condescending teachers, their own insecurities, and drama that nobody else really cares about. The science teacher can’t spell esophagus or hypothesis and the math teacher the math teacher can’t spell awesome. And if you’re in neighborhood, you have an ancient humanities teacher that probably never had a childhood. We have cliques like any other school, included the sporty bitches, the Snapchat obsessed hoes, the vapers, the anxiety-ridden nerds, and the stupid boys who no one really pays attention to. I guess there are a few normal people too but there are too few to count them. Our dance teacher is a racist who doesn’t know what hijiab is, our drama teacher is the only one who takes her class seriously, our art teacher is boring, our music teacher is kind of fun, and our gym, Spanish, and library teachers are irrelevant. The seventh graders are super pressured but the eight graders don’t give a fuck. We’re all counting the days to graduation, after which we’ll all go to Amundsen or maybe Lane or Jones. But until then, we’re all pretty privileged so it’s fine.

You went to Coonley? Well you’re privileged and white so that makes sense.

by Michael great Scarn February 22, 2019

Mayson Cooney

Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.

Yo Mayson Cooney where the weed at? Lets get high

by chad likes muscle cars June 24, 2014

cooney

Minnesota term - in noun form usually referring to an inbred ear biter with a snarfing problem. As a verb it describes drooling on one's self and/or attempting to bite one's own ear.

Noun: Man, Jesse's gotta lay off the booze, he's turning into a cooney.

Verb: Look at that kid sitting in the corner cooneying... someone tell him he'll never be able to bite his own ear.

by Meesta Mosha October 3, 2007

Cooksey

Weed smoking Shoalin martial arts expert. Often unphased by the Muay Thai Cock Block, and highly Accurate at connecting the Muay Thai Cock to the Head. Commonly found in the dojo, seeking some enlightenment with your girlfriend.

Male 1: Where's my girlfriend?
Male 2: She's with Cooksey.
Male 1: Fuck.

by Smokey1996 September 25, 2014