Cooksey 

Weed smoking Shoalin martial arts expert. Often unphased by the Muay Thai Cock Block, and highly Accurate at connecting the Muay Thai Cock to the Head. Commonly found in the dojo, seeking some enlightenment with your girlfriend.

Male 1: Where's my girlfriend?
Male 2: She's with Cooksey.
Male 1: Fuck.

Cooksey by Smokey1996 September 25, 2014

cooksey 

lame, stupid, pathetic.

Man that burrito was good, but the guacamole was pretty cooksey.

cooksey by nightlight jones March 12, 2008

alyssa cooksey 

sc; alyssacooksey19 📲

add my snap i’m alyssa cooksey

alyssa cooksey by fuck it we ball November 10, 2022

Abby Cooksey 

The prettiest person in the world. She is often called Ab or Abs due to her hardcore abs and killer chest but its really nothing.

Eddie: Abby Cooksey is the best girl friend ever

Abby Cooksey by snapchated July 9, 2022

alex cooksey

Cunty

You’re being a real Alex Cooksey today

alex cooksey by ChocThunda September 18, 2019

lilly cooksey 

She is the prettiest girl ever and she doesn't talk that much when you first met her but she is the funniest person once you get to know her. And she is the most cat woman you have ever seen lol.

God damn you are such a lilly cooksey, look at how much cats you have

lilly cooksey by Imagine69 March 5, 2022

Coopsey 

A very odd individual which wears glasses and survives on a diet of a popular tea-time snack of 'custard creams'. The 'Coopsey' will go about its day looking for tight and un-accessable spaces between two people to nest in. The 'Coopsey' will bring horror and hatred to those in the surrounding area by annoyingly pushing them aside when sitting down.

Jack: 'I hope that guy doesn't sit here, theres not enough room'
Jill: ' oh god, he's doing a coopsey!'.

Coopsey by MayorOfLincoln57 January 7, 2011