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Brine choney 

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.
Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020
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That girl is so choney!!
choney by Ohmg! November 27, 2006

choosey tough guy 

Someone who decides to act bold and cocky around other individuals that are weaker/smaller/less intimidating than them but crumble once they are in the presence of someone who towers over them (bigger).
Joe lolly: Hey mark, that guy called you a fag!

Mark: Where?!

Joe lolly: That big dude in behind you.

Mark: Oh, well he's kinda big, but if he were my size I would take him on....

Joe lolly: Dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.
choosey tough guy by Jay-Si January 19, 2013
(Pronounced: choh-nee) -noun-

Being weird, lame, an idiot, a douchebag, and/or just some kind of guy that has no chance in hell with any respectable girl because of how he presents himself.
"Wow, that jerk is such a choney. I can't believe he's trying to talk to you."

"Look at that choney over there, doesn't he know that frosted tips aren't cool anymore?"
Choney by LUGirls September 14, 2009
undergarments - specifically underwear. "choneys" is supposedly spanish for underwear.
I'm wearing the blue and yellow choneys tonight
choneys by you June 27, 2001
someone who is choosey will only accept things that they like a lot or they consider to be very good. This person will not settle for less. Usually these type of people are from NASHVILLE,TN
"615.... choosey!!!"

Ex 2: she's so choosey, she always chooses the best things in life
Choosey by Girlsbelike June 20, 2014