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A very odd individual which wears glasses and survives on a diet of a popular tea-time snack of 'custard creams'. The 'Coopsey' will go about its day looking for tight and un-accessable spaces between two people to nest in. The 'Coopsey' will bring horror and hatred to those in the surrounding area by annoyingly pushing them aside when sitting down.
Jack: 'I hope that guy doesn't sit here, theres not enough room'
Jill: ' oh god, he's doing a coopsey!'.
Coopsey by MayorOfLincoln57 January 7, 2011
Weed smoking Shoalin martial arts expert. Often unphased by the Muay Thai Cock Block, and highly Accurate at connecting the Muay Thai Cock to the Head. Commonly found in the dojo, seeking some enlightenment with your girlfriend.
Male 1: Where's my girlfriend?
Male 2: She's with Cooksey.
Male 1: Fuck.
Cooksey by Smokey1996 September 25, 2014
A person who adds every1 he/she finds on bebo on msn
Then asks 4 cam constantly
Bit of a sket
That lad is a total coogley!

alyssa cooksey 

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add my snap i’m alyssa cooksey
alyssa cooksey by fuck it we ball November 10, 2022

Abby Cooksey 

The prettiest person in the world. She is often called Ab or Abs due to her hardcore abs and killer chest but its really nothing.
Eddie: Abby Cooksey is the best girl friend ever
Abby Cooksey by snapchated July 9, 2022
Man that burrito was good, but the guacamole was pretty cooksey.
cooksey by nightlight jones March 12, 2008