cool police 

a sarcastic remark to indicate someone follows trends, and also dis the reference

The cool police called, they said 50 cent isn't good anymore.

cool police by Poo Poo Head May 7, 2003

Rage Happens? Cool Police

Possibly the greatest band ever.

Rage Happens? COOL POLICE

person 1: Dude i just saw the best band ever
person 2: Rage Happens?
person 1: COOL POLICE
person 3: Rage Happens? Cool Police!!!!!

Rage Happens? Cool Police by dudenumbertwelve May 21, 2009

Coolpolice 

(N)

Often given to strategists, which; or concerning the killers of Ask Jeeves. Coolpolice are a rare race found only in South Honduras, in the city of Garosjablo.

Coolpolice
(Also referred to as Google)

Yes, google killed Ask Jeeves.

Dude, did you hear?

What?

Them Coolpolice just pwned Ask Jeeves, they just rode down from the Mountains on their Llamas and smacked Ask Jeeves right in the FACE!

Coolpolice by Daleemanator (Liam) December 7, 2009