COMOH

COMOH an abbreviation for Cut Off My Own Head used when someone is being particularly dense and/or useless

God I can't believe I need to explain this again, COMOH.

COMOH by Oreh January 14, 2026

Comphet 

Comphet stands for “compulsory heterosexuality.” It has it’s own definition on Wikipedia or whatever, and that’s generally correct, but not entirely.

Comphet is a term generally used in lesbian circles that refers to when a lesbian is led to think that she’s attracted to men. This can manifest in her also knowing she’s into women, and thinking she’s bi, or her not even recognizing she’s into women, and thinking she’s straight. This experience can be hard for them to go through.

This happens to gay men to an extent as well, but not nearly as often or strongly.

Person 1: Why did you date Boy? You’re a lesbian, right?
Lesbian: Oh, that was just comphet.

Comphet by Foster-Florence October 28, 2020

comphet 

Short for “compulsory heterosexuality.” This is “the idea that heterosexuality is assumed and enforced by a patriarchal society. This refers to the idea that heterosexuality can be adopted by people regardless of their personal sexual preferences from Wikipedia.”

Friend 1: I know I’m only attracted to girls, but I’ve been weirdly obsessed with Chris Hemsworth lately.

Friend 2: Sounds like a comphet crush to me.

comphet by writer1564 March 11, 2018

Como La Flor

'Como La Flor' is a Cumbia song that was made by Latin artist, Selena Quintanilla in 1992. The song was released on the album, 'Entre a Mi Mundo' and was one of Selena's greatest hits in her singing career. The song, 'Como La Flor' goes into detail about presumably a heartbroken woman losing her love to a man upon learning that he is now with someone else and has also given his love to that same person. However, even though the woman is saddened to see the love of her life move on to someone new, she wishes the couple the very best of luck in life. Hence the name, 'Como La Flor'. The flower mentioned in the song describes the woman's love life. As a flower, it needs love, care, and attentiveness. If that flower were not to receive the care that is needed in order to keep it healthy and alive, then that flower would shrivel up and die. Just like the woman's love for her old lover in the song, that love had compassion and tenderness; a type of love that is similar to that of a flower. When learning of her loved one's new lover, the woman's heart grew weaker and weaker until it was (figuratively) completely wilted from the loss of her sweetheart's love; again like a flower. Even if the woman is deeply hurt over the fact that her man gave his love to another person, she has come to accept it. This still pains the woman though, as she still loves her ex boyfriend.

Como la flor crece, también lo hace su profundo y perdurable amor el uno por el otro. Si ese amor fuera a morir, al igual que la flor también.

As the flower grows, so does their deep, abiding love for one another. If that love were to die, as would the flower too.

Como La Flor by CumbiaLover1971 February 20, 2017

comphet crush 

google what comphet is first and then come back.

When a lesbian has a platonic crush on a guy due to their compulsory heterosexuality (comphet). Normally it’s a celebrity or a fictional character who they will never meet and that they know they will never actually have a relationship with.

“oh my god have you seen dylan o’brien??? he’s so hot.”
“wait aren’t you a lesbian tho?”

“yeah he’s just my comphet crush, i would never actually date him”

comphet crush by kidkwhatname2uselol May 16, 2021

comopper

One who does silly, foolish things.

Oh my gosh. You're such a comopper.

comopper by Borderline Brandon December 18, 2014

como se llama 

a way to call your girlfriend when you wanna mention her in a conversation with someone but all of a sudden you forgot her name. be careful though, if she understands spanish and finds out, she might make it her gaming nickname.

boyfriend's mom: how are you doing?
boyfriend: good, today i hanged out with... como se llama...

como se llama by c0mosellama September 29, 2020