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Coats

People with the nickname "Coats" deserve the world! They are talented, super arts-y, love musicals, and are dog-people. They are some of the best people and they are not people you want to make your enemies. They are passionate and stand up for those they love. They truly care and anyone who knows a "Coats" is lucky to have them in their lives.
Friend: I wish I had a friend with a cool nickname, who is super talented, into musicals, reads a lot, and is generally an amazing person!

- Well, actually I know someone exactly like this! Have you heard of Coats ?
by Bellator Glacies May 9, 2020
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Coats

Make sure you guys do your Coats.
by Thurston June 18, 2003
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Coats Before Goats

To wear a stylish coat in the hot summer days, originally to wear a coat while managing a goat farm.
Richard: Did you see my new coat? Axel: In the hot summer days?! Richard: Coats before goats!
by Acksull April 22, 2011
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Trench Coats

1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.

2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.

3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.

4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).
Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.

Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.

Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!

Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.

Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.

Random Guy: Why, officer?

Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?

Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.

Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.

Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...
by Mister E. February 14, 2004
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Men in white coats

Mostly doctors, but also Security officers, and other employees working in a psychiatric hospital.
"If I act crazy every day, the men in white coats will take me away"
by P2C August 18, 2011
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shit on your coats

A term used in speech when preparing the listener for some bad news. Another term for rain on your parade. Taken from Dane Cook's comedy routine.
Man, I hate to shit on your coats, but I just hit your car.
by H9834 September 15, 2008
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white coats

The boys in white who come for you when you're too crazy to integrate safely with the common populace.
"Dude, did you hear about Billy?"
"No, man, what happened?"
"Took him off to the loony bin. Damn white coats came for him yesterday."
by ShiftyWizard June 22, 2015
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