Coatsey 

A Large land based mammal often found stuffing his face in sewage pipes and other disgusting places.

Also likes to suck Gage's Cock

OH SHIT COATSEY IS COMING RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Coatsey by cryptic444 September 6, 2010

Coatsey 

A little animal, who has recently been living under a rock since being involved in a relationship. Many wonder wether he will make an appearance this bank holiday.

Where is that coatsey?

Coatsey by Mitchlacey123 August 25, 2017

Coatsy 

When you talk too much, about too much, that may may or may not be related to the conversation in progress. It must offensive, always. It is the thin line between tasteless, and genius. However, one of the strongest points of pulling a "Coatsy" will be to use elaborate free association to legitimize the already disenfranchised diatribe in order to justify the relentless word storm.

this is a "coatsy" in progress.

"shut the fuck up coatsy!"

Coatsy by Ursa Mega A.K.A. "Coatsy" November 3, 2008

coatesy

Noun. A person who is genuinely retarded and serves no positive purpose to society. See also dickhead.

After watching Ken Hitchcock say the Flyers lost because their team is not good enough, Steve Coates reported that Ken Hitchcock was formally protesting the game because the refs blew it for the Flyers. I screamed, "That's not what he said you dickhead." But Steve Coates was just being a Coatesy. For examples of this in actions, watch "Coatesy's Corner."

coatesy by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004

catseye 

to look at a women with intentions of having sex wiht her

he was eyein my lady with a catseye

catseye by threepac November 5, 2003

coatesy

Adj. To be stupid to the point of mental retardation, while making absolutely no sense at all.

Bob was watching the Flyers' game when Roenick took a cheap shot on someone and Bob screamed that there should have been a penalty for interfering with Roenick. I responded by telling him his statement was a Coatesy remark and I thus bitch-slapped him upside the head and told him to get me a case of two-four.

coatesy by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004

catseye 

to look at a women with intentions of having sex with her

he was eyin my bitch with a catseye

catseye by 3pac November 5, 2003