A Large land based mammal often found stuffing his face in sewage pipes and other disgusting places.
Also likes to suck Gage's Cock
Also likes to suck Gage's Cock
by cryptic444 September 6, 2010
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Where is that coatsey?
by Mitchlacey123 August 25, 2017
Get the Coatsey mug.When you talk too much, about too much, that may may or may not be related to the conversation in progress. It must offensive, always. It is the thin line between tasteless, and genius. However, one of the strongest points of pulling a "Coatsy" will be to use elaborate free association to legitimize the already disenfranchised diatribe in order to justify the relentless word storm.
this is a "coatsy" in progress.
this is a "coatsy" in progress.
"shut the fuck up coatsy!"
by Ursa Mega A.K.A. "Coatsy" November 3, 2008
Get the Coatsy mug.Noun. A person who is genuinely retarded and serves no positive purpose to society. See also dickhead.
After watching Ken Hitchcock say the Flyers lost because their team is not good enough, Steve Coates reported that Ken Hitchcock was formally protesting the game because the refs blew it for the Flyers. I screamed, "That's not what he said you dickhead." But Steve Coates was just being a Coatesy. For examples of this in actions, watch "Coatesy's Corner."
by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004
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Get the catseye mug.Bob was watching the Flyers' game when Roenick took a cheap shot on someone and Bob screamed that there should have been a penalty for interfering with Roenick. I responded by telling him his statement was a Coatesy remark and I thus bitch-slapped him upside the head and told him to get me a case of two-four.
by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004
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