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Clubs by YourMothersKnowlage October 6, 2019
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Clubs tonight ? 

When a group of males aged 12-19 ask their friends “any one for pro clubs tonight?” In the group chat ,usually called something along the lines of “Burnley style 0-0”
Clubs tonight ? We can half the wee hures in half using our Burnley style
Clubs tonight ? by Burnley man April 3, 2022

Queen of Clubs 

This term is sexual in nature and is typically associated with the sexual culture of cuckoldry but also can be used in cuckqueandry or other sexual settings. This term can be seen as a variation of other terms such as the queen of spades (Black Bull Lover) and queen of hearts (White Bull Lover). What distinguishes the queen of clubs from other “queens” Is that the target of their attraction or the “Bull” in this case is exclusively of Hispanic/Latino Descent. This term can be used for either straight, gay, or lesbian couples.
Beth(Queen of clubs): “Janette, I decided we should try calling Maria tonight.”

Janette(cuckquean): “What’s with you and latinas?you’re turning into Queen of Clubs lol”

Or

Beth: “Janette, you know that hot guy Alejandro I met last night, I might hang out with him again with his hot friends tonight”

Janette: “wow, another Latino? you’re really turning into a Queen of clubs now huh? Lol”
Queen of Clubs by Chavibaby February 9, 2022

4 clubs 1 king 

A cop’s favorite hand at poker.
4 clubs 1 king is referring to the police brutality suffered at the hands of Rodney King .

Hitting the clubs like a baby seal 

A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.
Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."

Ace of spades and the 5 of clubs 

To lay down a vicious ass-beating country style.
I'll come down there and lay the ace of spades and the 5 of clubs on yer' ass if n' ya' don't stop humpin' my sister-lover!

King of Clubs 

A sexual position used commonly in the gay community where two men lay together as depicted on the playing card.

The best sexual position for frot and for maximum pleasure.

Can also be Queen of Spades when referring to lesbians.
Adam: "Wanna get in on later?"
Steve: "Of course. What position?"
Adam: "King of Clubs?"
Steve: "Hot!"
King of Clubs by Emex5 May 3, 2017
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