King of Clubs

A sexual position used commonly in the gay community where two men lay together as depicted on the playing card.

The best sexual position for frot and for maximum pleasure.

Can also be Queen of Spades when referring to lesbians.

Adam: "Wanna get in on later?"
Steve: "Of course. What position?"
Adam: "King of Clubs?"
Steve: "Hot!"

by Emex5 May 4, 2017

King of Clubs

Good father, loyal husband. The provider, master of all arts.
The best dick you can get smashed by.

Victor is such a king of clubs! He's dancing in every club i see him! Look the size of his hands

by Blackroseswif December 23, 2021

King of Clubs

1) One of the fifty-two playing cards in the average deck of cards.

2) Tiger Woods

1) I don't need a King of Clubs, I need a Eight of Hearts!

2) The King of Clubs is known for one win after another.

by geniusonwheels February 5, 2009

Burger King Kid's Club

A parody of what corporate marketing execs believe a "diverse" society would be like.

Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.

You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.

No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.

Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.

The global elite will not stop until every high school looks like a Burger King Kid's Club.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.

by pokebot July 8, 2022