Definitions by Eskotwo

Ace of spades and the 5 of clubs 

To lay down a vicious ass-beating country style.

I'll come down there and lay the ace of spades and the 5 of clubs on yer' ass if n' ya' don't stop humpin' my sister-lover!

Ace of spades and the 5 of clubs by Eskotwo April 7, 2009