its when a kid does something bad but when he gets told on says he did " not a thing" or when he does stuff good in front of the teacher to get a reward ( clawcash)
A person who is useless and a joke that doesn't realize it and hovers around everyone like they are important and you should know it.
I hate it how they hang around like acting like they are so helpful when they are really a complete waste of time. Hovering around everyone like a cuntcopter."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'