One who lives for the juice of the cock. The partner of Pole Monkey.
Alt. One who is willing to do just about anything to get what they want. Usually involving something nasty.
Alt. One who is willing to do just about anything to get what they want. Usually involving something nasty.
by Narfle T. Garthok February 20, 2009
one who seeks pleasure from the many fruits of animal butt sex. often times lures them in with food being a sad pathetic fat fuck then grabs them then has his way with oten times male or on rare occasion(desperation) female animal. is often found on a ranch or petting zoo way too close to animals often time already in a cage or fenced in area for ease of access.
Hey there chum monkey are you putting peanut butter on your nuts again and having the dog lick it off?
by freddy felacio September 22, 2010
Bottom rung worker, often times in construction trades including skate park construction, boat building, and home construction among others. Usually used in a negative fashion to insult ones lack of care, craftsmanship, and/or dependability on the job. Name is derived from boat hands working to grind fish parts used to attract sharks and other game fish.
"I got about four chum monkeys on my crew that put more nails in the dirt than in the wood."
"Tell that chum monkey over there that if he quits scratching his head and his ass at the same time that his hammer will work better!"
"Tell that chum monkey over there that if he quits scratching his head and his ass at the same time that his hammer will work better!"
by Big Country's Brother March 9, 2010
A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.
"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008