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CAMHS (child and adolescent mental health service). A service which has become as useless as Donald Trump's hairdresser. Also, a place to meet other mentally unstable people that you can make jokes with about how depressing your lives are.
Person 1: Hey dude! Fancy seeing you in this shit tip, aka camhs!
Person 2: I know! It's crazy man! Almost as crazy as us?!
camhs by Immo23 January 31, 2018
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Cold Mouse Hand Syndrome.

those very unfortunate sufferers experience a cold hand that they use for their mouse.
known treatments: a glove.
1: "omg! ahh!"
2: "what?? what is it?"
1: " i've got really bad cmhs! >.<"
cmhs by ronana February 7, 2009
My louboutins are CFMs
Cfms by Tatiana Tartuvska May 12, 2018
Ahh Cypress Creek middle high school the land of the fakest rudest trashiest bitches alive. theirs three sections of the school. The rich, The smelly and the sound-cloud rappers. The 6th Graders smell like AXE and dressed like orange Highlighters,7th graders cant stay out of drama and need to stop talking shit. And the 8th graders...... There chill but need to stop being so horny all the time. There is only a handful of teachers who do there job, the rest are there just to get people in trouble. A couple weeks ago a 7th grader got caught throwing wet toilet paper on the stall walls, and a group of high school students and some 7th graders go smoke weed in the building 5 bathroom everyday. People say there are to meany fights here when there is only arguments because people are to pu**y to fight there. Also the 7th grade principle tried to have sex with a student in the building one computer lab the first year the school open. and last yer a substitute got caught jerking off so he got arrested aswell and there is too meany kids who choose to throw there life away with.....JUUL this school is absolute trash... period
Crying for my sanity also used CFMLS (crying for my lost sanity)

Used when something hard or difficult comes along or when you are no longer feeling fine. Or when u look back at something recent and feel like you have done something ridiculously dumb/insane
Ex. I think I'm failing all my classes even when I sacrificed my social life for school, if you need me I'll be cfms

Ex. cfmls... Can't believe I really just wasted 3 hours on something so unrealistic
CFMS by JustSomebody500 November 28, 2020