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cfms by Alyssa D. ❤️ December 29, 2019
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Come Fuck Me Shoes
My louboutins are CFMs
Cfms by Tatiana Tartuvska May 12, 2018
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Crying for my sanity also used CFMLS (crying for my lost sanity)

Used when something hard or difficult comes along or when you are no longer feeling fine. Or when u look back at something recent and feel like you have done something ridiculously dumb/insane
Ex. I think I'm failing all my classes even when I sacrificed my social life for school, if you need me I'll be cfms

Ex. cfmls... Can't believe I really just wasted 3 hours on something so unrealistic
CFMS by JustSomebody500 November 28, 2020
Standing for "Come fuck me sauce" referring to the Jenna Ortega burger. Used to tell someone to come over or join them
"Hey man, we're gonna play Marvel Rivals, CFMS"
"Sure dude, hopping on"
CFMS by DocWorm May 17, 2026
Come Fuck Me shoes - High heeled - can be trampy looking shoes women wear when they are on the prowl.
Damn Gina, your sportin' some mighty CFM's tonight. You're sure gonna get some fo sure
CFM's by amanada foltz October 19, 2006
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