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church (of) everlasting satisfaction, snack, and bowl.
they want everyone to be happy, so at the bowling ally you can only bowl perfect strikes. :)
"Cessnab would love Disney World."
"why?"
"because its the happiest place on earth, duh."
CESSNAB by JRDWHASSH September 12, 2011
Words you can keep
Oh look another Cessna..
Cessna by RS1200 May 27, 2018
A well known aircraft company, that specializes in piston powered general aviation aircraft and business jets. (i.e.. Cessna 152, 172R, 182R, Cessna Citation Excel, Cessna Encore)
I flew got my multi in a Cessna 406.
Cessna by Ed Mc May 10, 2005

Cessna 172 

The Cessna 172 is a 4 seater, single engine aircraft. It is a high wing fixed-wing aircraft. More Cessna 172's have been built than any other aircraft in the world. The first one was made in 1955. Its cruses at 100 mph and has a glide speed of 75 mph and stalls around 50 mph. Its a great plane to fly !
a Cessna 172, cessna is the aircraft company and 172 is the type of aircraft
Cessna 172 by a pilot August 1, 2012

Cessna Citation X 

The Cessna Citation X is the fastest flying commercial business jet. At the cost of just 22 million USD, one can plant their butt at 35,000 feet and fly at Mach .92 (About 700mph). 2 crew, 8-12 passengers with a jump seat, and mid to long-ranged. You're lucky to ride in one of these jets.
Hey man, you ever ridden in a Cessna Citation X?

Nah man, I had to settle for that wimpy III...
Cessna Citation X by Oobio August 17, 2011
Verb. To "Cessna".

Similar to Godwinning, to Cessna is to cite Stalin in a superfluous example during an internet flamewar, thusly automatically ending the argument in a loss on the individual who "Cessnaed"

This is derived from Cessna's law, which states that on any RPGnet flamewar (then expanded to the whole of the internets) the longer a flamewar occurs, the closer the probability of Stalin being invoked equals one, if Communist Administrators are involved in the discussion.

Originated on RPGnet, then took the rest of the Internet by storm.
"You know, Stalin killed 30 million Jews, which is exactly like Abortion."

"Dude, did you just Cessna?"

"Crap. Sorry."
cessna by Matt David T July 12, 2005
Cessna is a hilarious girl. She was named after her grandad's favorite airplane. She's one of a kind. Very unique. She is always smiling and is very quick witted. Boys and girls like her. She's cute and popular, and comes up with funny catch phrases.
That's a Cessna saying!
Cessna by r1a2d3 February 3, 2010
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