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CBA Syndrome 

CBA (Can't Be Arsed) Syndrome is a medically recognised form of severe laziness that affects thousands of teenagers and college students across the globe each year.
Teacher: Why haven’t you completed the essay I set over the weekend Dave?

Dave: I had a severe case of CBA Syndrome Miss!
CBA Syndrome by MSNNINJA December 21, 2008
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CBA Syndrome 

CBA - can’t be arsed. Where you suffer greatly from lack of inspiration or any kind of determination that you can’t get anything done, or maybe you’re just lazy and can’t be arsed.
Kevin: do you want to go out today?

Bruce: No, I’m suffering from CBA Syndrome

Or

I’ve been wanting to make a short film and I know I need to put work into it but I’m suffering from CBA syndrome.
CBA Syndrome by ahumblebeing June 3, 2021
by far the coolest kid around. Has great talent in all he does, especially ssbm.
Damn! i wish i was more like cbass
cbass by Anonymous October 28, 2003
Chronic burning asshole syndrome. When you eat food hotter than the devil's dick and it burns your asshole to the point where you cry, the burning usually lasts hours making you wish you were dead
Andre: hey bro what's up
Peter: I'm fucked bro that curry last night gave me the most hectic cbas
Andre: shit bro that sucks, go buy some paw paw ointment
CBAS by Theburningbumhole January 10, 2015
"Oh man I have serious CBAS and its only 10.30am!"
CBAS by Bumsalad July 19, 2005
You take this drug through your anus. Then after fifteen minutes you will see your lord and savior in a fish bowl swimming around. Then you will come down with the worst Cluster Headaches. Then commit suicide. This all happens within fifteen minutes of using this drug.
Dude I took some Cbass now I'm tripping fucking bawls. Dude I took some Cbass and i was gone bro.
Cbass by hireach May 6, 2013