CBA (Can't Be Arsed) Syndrome is a medically recognised form of severe laziness that affects thousands of teenagers and college students across the globe each year.
Teacher: Why haven’t you completed the essay I set over the weekend Dave?
CBA - can’t be arsed. Where you suffer greatly from lack of inspiration or any kind of determination that you can’t get anything done, or maybe you’re just lazy and can’t be arsed.
Chronic burning asshole syndrome. When you eat food hotter than the devil's dick and it burns your asshole to the point where you cry, the burning usually lasts hours making you wish you were dead
Andre: hey bro what's up
Peter: I'm fucked bro that curry last night gave me the most hectic cbas
Andre: shit bro that sucks, go buy some paw paw ointment
You take this drug through your anus. Then after fifteen minutes you will see your lord and savior in a fish bowlswimming around. Then you will come down with the worst Cluster Headaches. Then commit suicide. This all happens within fifteen minutes of using this drug.
Dude I took some Cbass now I'm tripping fucking bawls. Dude I took some Cbass and i was gone bro.