CBAS

Chronic burning asshole syndrome. When you eat food hotter than the devil's dick and it burns your asshole to the point where you cry, the burning usually lasts hours making you wish you were dead

Andre: hey bro what's up
Peter: I'm fucked bro that curry last night gave me the most hectic cbas
Andre: shit bro that sucks, go buy some paw paw ointment

by Theburningbumhole January 10, 2015

CBAS

Can't Be Arsed Syndrome

"Oh man I have serious CBAS and its only 10.30am!"

by Bumsalad July 19, 2005

cba

can't be arsed. used when you really cant be bothered to do something proposed to you.
also a foolproof excuse to get you out of any social event you really dont want to attend.

matey: ere m8 you comin dan the club
matey2: nar m8 cba
matey: fair nuff m8

by Dougm8 March 25, 2007

cba

Can't Be Arsed. Unwilling to expend energy on the task in hand. May be used more generally in reference to the state of mind where nothing at all seems remotely worth doing.

"Yeah, it's due tomorrow morning, but I've got the cba."

by marcata August 10, 2003

cba

Can't be arsed

I can not be arsed to do all that work.

by Mjolklarse April 11, 2003

cba

Stands for "Cant Be Arsed". A term used by youth to show lazyness or unwilling need to do a job or task.

I cba to call her tonight

by Arcadepunk August 3, 2007

CBA

A condition affecting amateur wordsmiths who cannot be bothered to see if an entry has already been made to Urban Dictionary before adding nothing new.

Look. Someone added a sixty-third entry for blunt. They must have CBA.

by OGRastamon April 24, 2010