CBAS

Chronic burning asshole syndrome. When you eat food hotter than the devil's dick and it burns your asshole to the point where you cry, the burning usually lasts hours making you wish you were dead

Andre: hey bro what's up
Peter: I'm fucked bro that curry last night gave me the most hectic cbas
Andre: shit bro that sucks, go buy some paw paw ointment

by Theburningbumhole January 10, 2015

CBAS

Can't Be Arsed Syndrome

"Oh man I have serious CBAS and its only 10.30am!"

by Bumsalad July 19, 2005

CBAs

Stupid yolks that make you want to kill yourself that you’ve to present in front of your class and make an absolute fool out of yourself

CBAs, Complete Bull Shit

by GAA440 May 8, 2019

cbass

by far the coolest kid around. Has great talent in all he does, especially ssbm.

Damn! i wish i was more like cbass

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Cbass

You take this drug through your anus. Then after fifteen minutes you will see your lord and savior in a fish bowl swimming around. Then you will come down with the worst Cluster Headaches. Then commit suicide. This all happens within fifteen minutes of using this drug.

Dude I took some Cbass now I'm tripping fucking bawls. Dude I took some Cbass and i was gone bro.

by hireach May 6, 2013

cbass

Cbass, an extremely cheap-ass ssbm, who predictably plays as ONE character. Incredibly gay and incredibly funny. His driving skills are second to none. Can also refer to someone's actions.

Going through a red light, trash talking as you lose in a game, and quick trips to McDonald's.

by la Morsa December 11, 2003

super cbash

a dumbass nigger who always fucks shit up. doesn't know shit, and usually the most retardest friend in the group.

woah look at the super cbash. fuck that nigger

by iamnotracist69 May 25, 2020