arsed

Cannot or will not make the effort. Does not give a shit.

1. Some contributors can't be arsed with their spelling. see "aresed"
2. "Don't go makin' a half arsed job of it"

by Hoots November 23, 2005

Arsed

A verb meaning "to be bothered", and invariably used in the past tense and in conjunction with the words "couldn't be". It originated in the North of England.

"Did you mow the lawn yesterday?

"No - it was too nice a day. I couldn't be arsed."

This usage probably derives from the phrase "to move your arse", meaning to "stir yourself to get something done".

by Bedford Falls September 11, 2009

arsed

Bothered. See also arse and arsey

I really can't be aresed to do anything at work today!

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

arsed

The verb "arsed"
Synonym: bothered

"I couldn't be arsed."

"He wasn't arsed."

An example of how this is used in conversation:
"What do you want for tea?"
"I don't know, I'm not arsed."

by Kelly December 22, 2004

Arsed

A high degree of chance.

Against the odds, he threw the basket ball from the other end of the court and arsed it in.
He wins a lot of the time, its all arse.
I scored a 1/6 on Worde, obviously it wasn't skill, but all arse.

by ynneBBenny April 8, 2022

arsed

1) That little town on the road to Heavington between Plowed and Blotto

2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.

1) Check out Phil over there at the bar clinging to his stool like he's riding piggyback - methinks our boy be arsed!

2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

ARSED

a group of awesome people

Those dudes are totally ARSED!

by ShelbyNicole09 November 13, 2007