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cavendish 

a last name for rich white ppl (is also the name of a banana)
Person 1: Yoo did u see that fancy british guy last night talking all fancy and shit
Person 2: Yea he's from the Cavendish family
cavendish by dyke for lana del ray September 26, 2022
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Cavendish 

I have a St. John's University cavendish hanging on my bulletin board.

Oh, mark that on the cavendish so we don't forget.
Cavendish by Mike McFarland February 13, 2008

cavendish ya later 

A farewell statement or synonym for goodbye
Guy: bye!
Guy 2: cavendish ya later man

Cavendish School 

Cavendish school is a jail for students where teachers don’t know what triangles are and eat kids if they breathe in the wrong direction
He just punched a police officer he might have to go to cavendish school

cavefishing

The act of making love from behind, facing your partner's back; differentiated from doggy style because, when cavefishing, your partner is lying facedown and you support yourself on your elbows as in missionary position. Origin: iPhone's annoying tendency to autocorrect "facedown" to "cavefish".
"We were cavefishing when he decided to give me a west texas walrus."
cavefishing by cavefishingwalrus October 31, 2011

Alabama Cavefish 

A sexual maneuver in which a man inserts his penis into a dead (preferably) fish and procedes to engage in missionary sex (leading with the tail fin) with a female partner.
Jim was arrested soon after giving his girfriend an Alabama Cavefish.

Cavendicity

Verb: The act of applying copious amounts of Cavendar’s Greek seasoning to any and all foods.
“Dude let’s cavendicity the fuckkkk outta these burgers” - Baker
Cavendicity by Dr. Tres Kelly DA January 16, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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