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Cabbages, Cabbages 

A dismissive term used to stop a superfluous avenue of conversation, or that the current discussion goes without saying.

A dismissive term is used to curtail a digressive conversation.

It can mean: "let's move on, we can discuss that later".

It also mean: "we've had this discussion before, and I still agree with you"

Often used when it's clearly established that the parties in the conversation agree with each other anyway.
A: Isn't the government awful
B: Yes that new policy sucks
A: I'm still annoyed at that one last year..
B: *cutting in* cabbages, cabbages...
A: hmmmm...
Cabbages, Cabbages by _puddles October 7, 2021

mini cabbages 

Suzan made mini cabbages with balsamic vinegar as part of her holiday dinner.
I never got why they call them Brussels Sprouts, they're obviously mini cabbages.
mini cabbages by MikeInDC November 18, 2019

calibrating cabbages 

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say
Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages
calibrating cabbages by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010

Crackin' cabbages 

fart, lettin' er rip, breaking wind, falttulence,
I told you that you ate too much roasted garlic, and now you'll be crackin' cabbages all night!
Crackin' cabbages by mirmon March 20, 2019

Baby cabbages 

Mum: EAT THE BABY CABBAGES YOU FAT CHILD.
Baby cabbages by CDS And Meow April 8, 2016

Cabbage Patch Stalker 

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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