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It was so coustic when that dude F5ed him.
C0usTic by B Lopez³ July 18, 2006
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caustic euphemism 

A substitute word or phrase that, while constructed to be socially more acceptable, drastically subtracts from the legitimate intent and purpose of the original.
So, how do we go from 'shell-shock' to 'battle-fatigue', from 'old dude' to 'senior citizen', from 'rape victim' to 'unconsenting intimacy participant'? Because our culture thrives on caustic euphemism: The dumbed-down, homogenized, neutralized language of the mindless majority who want it that way...
caustic euphemism by YAWA August 18, 2019

crusticles 

Your testicles turn into "raisin" looking objects with age and when they rech the full raisin-ness they are referred to as crusticles.
n. dam look at the crusticles on that guy.
Corrosive and burning, but also interchangable for the word awesome.
"Man, when that shopping cart hit that wino, that was caustic"

"I went to this caustic party downtown, but then someone got stabbed"

"Sally is pretty caustic, when she's not hanging out with that pilgrim Luke"
Caustic by CapriceFidelity August 2, 2004

crusticle 

A filthy, stinking person who does not believe in using soap and water and becomes hostile when people do not give them money when they are panhandling. The core word, crust, is derived from layers of matter affixed to certain areas of the crusticle's body, which emits a foul odor.
That crusticle just called me a mother****er because I wouldn't give him a dollar.
crusticle by zuzax May 15, 2015
The best non overpowered legend in apex
“Oh look there’s a caustic in that building”-bloodhound

“Lets push him”-wraith

“No, thats a bad idea its camped out we will die from gas” -bloodhound

Wraith: “Whatever I’ll go alone(phases into building and caustic sprays her with the r-99)”

Bloodhound:Ok I’m coming now(enters building and gets pummelled by caustic’s PK and dies)

Wraith:OMG!!! Caustic is so overpowered his gas actually did damage and slowed me down!! *goes onto twitter and complains to a dev about caustic*

Dev:*sighs

crusticals 

while taking a shit if you smell your nuts more then the shit then you have crusticls
"i haven't showered for 5 days i got some wicked crusticals going on"
crusticals by Blacknasty July 2, 2008
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