C.O.O.L

C- Constipated
O- Overweighted
O- Out-of-style
L- Loser

Used on dumbasses to think you're giving them a compliment.

Nerd: Hey your C.O.O.L!
Bully: Thanks geek!
Nerd: Ahaha! You're a constpated overweighted out-of-style loser!
Bully: * clenches fist*
Nerd: I gotta run now.

by totally787 March 26, 2010

C.O.O.L

The term “C.O.O.L” is an abbreviation for “Constipated-overrated-outside-loser”.

This term can be used in order to confuse someone. For example, if you and your friend are sitting at the anti-social losers table during lunch, and Bobby the bully comes over with his gang of followers and says “What’s up losers”, then your could respond by saying “Bobby, you are soooo C.O.O.L.” This response would confuse Bobby, but it would be funny for you and your friend.

by Silversnap July 14, 2018

C.o.o.l

Constipated Overweighted Old Lady

You’re sooo c.o.o.l mate ;)

by ARandomMinecraftKid October 22, 2020

C.O.O.L.

Cocky Overweight Overconfident Loser

That gangster is a C.O.O.L.

by j-rob mad fresh April 11, 2010

C.O.O.L.

Constipated
Ovverrated
Out-of-style
Loser

person 1:Dude, that nerd is such a dork.
person 2: Yeah, so c.o.o.l.

by SchizoozihcS May 17, 2009

C.o.o.l.

Constipated Overrated Out of style Loser

"Yeah, Owen's totally c.o.o.l."
-"I thought you said you didn't like him."
"I don't, because he's c.o.o.l., not cool."

by QueenOfSavagery November 26, 2016

C.O.O.L.

A word that was used my 2nd graders when they couldn't think of a comeback. It stands for Constipated Overweighted/Out of style Overall Loser

You are so C.O.O.L., Billy !

by Slapme126 May 7, 2011