C.O.B.B.

Stands for: Can Of Busted Biscuits

For all those fat wanna-be girls who think they still look good in size 5 jeans, but instead show the world their rolls.

Person1: Eww, look at that COBB!
Person2: Dang girl! Buy some pants that fit!!

by KayJae December 25, 2004

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

B.O.B.F.O.C

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch

your bird is a B.O.B.F.O.K

by Huntboy December 2, 2003

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

by byeb September 1, 2021

C h e c k m o b b

A washington gang that was made by teenagers that’s now on the map

Ayee yoo!!! did you hear the news? C h e c k m o b b is throwing a party tonight in the city.

by Høødmøbb OGs September 14, 2020

T.C.O.B.

Taking Care Of Business. As used by the character Mac in the television show "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia."

Harry: Yo chief! What are you up to now?
Chief: T.C.O.B.
Harry: Shit yeah. You be bustin' heads?

by Good_Old_Jerry May 26, 2010

C.O.B.

Circle of Bosses- Created by the rapper Crooked I.

"Dynasty C.O.B." the record label for crooked i after he left deathrow.

by indiS March 18, 2007