Red Dwarf - Polymorph. "I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is:
what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "
The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." One drawback with that--the
abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.", Rimmer.